Bapsasfod is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient parrot.

Bapsasfod created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapsasfod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bapsasfod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bapsasfod's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bapsasfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Bapsasfod on top of important buildings.