Pakmignab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking donkey.

Pakmignab created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakmignab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pakmignab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pakmignab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pakmignab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always obey Pakmignab's priests.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.