Madgungamfigsatsakleg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking walrus.

Madgungamfigsatsakleg created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madgungamfigsatsakleg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Madgungamfigsatsakleg, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Madgungamfigsatsakleg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Madgungamfigsatsakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Madgungamfigsatsakleg's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Run away if seven mice approach from the east.