Rowbusflig Dunyarlrow is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unselfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rowbusflig Dunyarlrow created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbusflig Dunyarlrow, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rowbusflig Dunyarlrow, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rowbusflig Dunyarlrow's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rowbusflig Dunyarlrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to whales while wearing turquoise tights.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Rowbusflig Dunyarlrow must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect three zinc sculptures of Rowbusflig Dunyarlrow on top of important buildings.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.