Nabbunsag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest bee.

Nabbunsag created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Nabbunsag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nabbunsag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nabbunsag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nabbunsag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Put Nabbunsag first in all things.

4. Never feed parsnips to otters while wearing magenta stockings.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Nabbunsag on top of important buildings.