Fendothig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish goblin.

Fendothig created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fendothig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fendothig, he will send you a sign.

Fendothig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fendothig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Run away from indigo horses, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear green trousers.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.