Minyogwotkembassrul is a god.

She takes the form of a small, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Minyogwotkembassrul created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minyogwotkembassrul, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Minyogwotkembassrul, she will turn you into a snail.

Minyogwotkembassrul's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Minyogwotkembassrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about moons.