Cimwangon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful beaver.

Cimwangon created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimwangon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimwangon, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cimwangon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cimwangon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cimwangon.