Nutgemdap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing giraffe.

Nutgemdap created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Nutgemdap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nutgemdap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nutgemdap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nutgemdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.