Gepvigingsadbegved is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful goose.

Gepvigingsadbegved created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepvigingsadbegved, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepvigingsadbegved, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gepvigingsadbegved's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gepvigingsadbegved's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gepvigingsadbegved.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Gepvigingsadbegved in the centre of the settlement.