Bastcatlig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful mongoose.

Bastcatlig created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastcatlig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bastcatlig, he will not care.

Bastcatlig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bastcatlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bastcatlig.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.