Cipkoplipzim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain lizard.

Cipkoplipzim created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipkoplipzim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cipkoplipzim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cipkoplipzim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cipkoplipzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never sing in the presence of whales.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipkoplipzim.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.