Botlig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, strong butterfly.

Botlig created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botlig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Botlig, she will destroy your home planet.

Botlig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Botlig's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Hide from red monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away if four mites approach from the north.