Zimdobbastsakvidmab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, conceited swallow.

Zimdobbastsakvidmab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimdobbastsakvidmab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zimdobbastsakvidmab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zimdobbastsakvidmab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zimdobbastsakvidmab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zimdobbastsakvidmab.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.