Zansomyam is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, prudent dragon.

Zansomyam created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zansomyam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zansomyam, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zansomyam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Zansomyam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zansomyam.

2. Always obey Zansomyam's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Zansomyam loves gulls, so they must be respected.