Spagbengun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic owl.

Spagbengun created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagbengun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Spagbengun, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Spagbengun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Spagbengun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.