Afzanbud is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, quiet dugong.

Afzanbud created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Afzanbud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Afzanbud, he will turn you into a worm.

Afzanbud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Afzanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about special relativity near pigs while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing six silver spheres on your back.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Afzanbud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Afzanbud on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.