Weepasceb is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish mongoose.

Weepasceb created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weepasceb, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weepasceb, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Weepasceb's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Weepasceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Weepasceb's name in vain.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.