Dudmobcun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering cat.

Dudmobcun created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmobcun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dudmobcun, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dudmobcun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dudmobcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about gravity near swans while wearing orange dresses and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Never write about bacteria.