Lipfetdad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, duplicitous whale.

Lipfetdad created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipfetdad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lipfetdad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lipfetdad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Lipfetdad's Holy Commandments

1. Lipfetdad loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Retreat if nine moths approach from the south.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not listen to music.