Cenrakveglag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cenrakveglag created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenrakveglag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cenrakveglag, he will be very unhappy.

Cenrakveglag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cenrakveglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.