Pigpadcub is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical human.

Pigpadcub created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Pigpadcub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pigpadcub, she will come to you in dreams.

Pigpadcub's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pigpadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of dolphins.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away from orange mites, for they are unholy.

5. Pigpadcub loves ants, so they must be honoured.