Flisartgom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless fairy.

Flisartgom created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisartgom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flisartgom, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flisartgom's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Flisartgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Flisartgom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.