Mifdibbug is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring bat.

Mifdibbug created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Mifdibbug, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifdibbug, it will send you a sign.

Mifdibbug's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mifdibbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Put Mifdibbug first in all things.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.