Wabart is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered tapir.

Wabart created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabart, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wabart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wabart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.