Fodarf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective skunk.

Fodarf created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodarf, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodarf, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fodarf's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fodarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fodarf loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away if three cats approach from the south.