Kopcebben is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud owl.

Kopcebben created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopcebben, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kopcebben, it will turn you into a rat.

Kopcebben's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kopcebben's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.