Dotsidlid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, moody wombat.

Dotsidlid created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotsidlid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dotsidlid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dotsidlid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dotsidlid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed limes to frogs while wearing red rings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.