Veddonyok is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain wombat.

Veddonyok created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veddonyok, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Veddonyok, it will send minions to preach to you.

Veddonyok's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Veddonyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Do not cook food in pots.