Larplatwat Flamnegfunrullnarlnarl Queegdadlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome snake.

Larplatwat Flamnegfunrullnarlnarl Queegdadlog created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Larplatwat Flamnegfunrullnarlnarl Queegdadlog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larplatwat Flamnegfunrullnarlnarl Queegdadlog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Larplatwat Flamnegfunrullnarlnarl Queegdadlog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Larplatwat Flamnegfunrullnarlnarl Queegdadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never feed wheat to grasshopers while wearing yellow trousers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about stars.