Dagcabbif is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sage gerbil.

Dagcabbif created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagcabbif, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dagcabbif, he will not care at all.

Dagcabbif's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dagcabbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Always help sick sharks.