Parkladbot is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable bird.

Parkladbot created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkladbot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Parkladbot, she will turn you into a goat.

Parkladbot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Parkladbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of cats.

2. You must pray to Parkladbot five times a day.

3. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the west.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.