Bepdutcap is a god.
It takes the form of a small, astonishing gnu.
Bepdutcap created oxygen two years ago.
If you believe in Bepdutcap, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Bepdutcap, it will make you grow a tail.
Bepdutcap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Bepdutcap's Holy Commandments
1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never write about planets.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.