Tinrullmumpopstraghotduss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered dolphin.

Tinrullmumpopstraghotduss created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinrullmumpopstraghotduss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tinrullmumpopstraghotduss, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tinrullmumpopstraghotduss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tinrullmumpopstraghotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Hide if three moths approach from the east.

5. Never mention ducks.