Doncemnarl is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous giraffe.

Doncemnarl created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doncemnarl, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Doncemnarl, it will think nothing of it.

Doncemnarl's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Doncemnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Doncemnarl.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Doncemnarl.