Rigkenmincabcepstiptafcam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, caring human.

Rigkenmincabcepstiptafcam created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigkenmincabcepstiptafcam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigkenmincabcepstiptafcam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rigkenmincabcepstiptafcam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rigkenmincabcepstiptafcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.