Dodcipnatfum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish jackal.

Dodcipnatfum created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dodcipnatfum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodcipnatfum, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dodcipnatfum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dodcipnatfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to snails while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.