Zim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective donkey.

Zim created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zim, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Zim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight birds approach from the east.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lemons to mites while wearing hats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.