Rigkikbess is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable centipede.

Rigkikbess created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigkikbess, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigkikbess, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rigkikbess' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rigkikbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.