Davcatgof is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, loving bee.

Davcatgof created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davcatgof, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davcatgof, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Davcatgof's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Davcatgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Fast once a month.