Dotjigbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent goose.

Dotjigbaf created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotjigbaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dotjigbaf, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dotjigbaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dotjigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Dotjigbaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never paint your arms magenta.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not hop in public.