Ragjamdim is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful slug.

Ragjamdim created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragjamdim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ragjamdim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Ragjamdim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ragjamdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragjamdim.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear kilts.