Arfvegcut Xentantag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind hippopotamus.

Arfvegcut Xentantag created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfvegcut Xentantag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arfvegcut Xentantag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Arfvegcut Xentantag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Arfvegcut Xentantag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never feed parsnips to manatees while wearing turquoise coats.

5. Do not make images of living things.