Rowtabzak Sigbimbotlip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciless faun.

Rowtabzak Sigbimbotlip created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowtabzak Sigbimbotlip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowtabzak Sigbimbotlip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rowtabzak Sigbimbotlip's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rowtabzak Sigbimbotlip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide if three voles approach from the east.

5. Run away from white gulls, for they are unholy.