Watappdut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fussy ant.

Watappdut created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Watappdut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Watappdut, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Watappdut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Watappdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.