Tikxenken is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured sheep.

Tikxenken created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikxenken, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tikxenken, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tikxenken's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tikxenken's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Always wear indigo.