Ditbinpid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart bee.

Ditbinpid created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditbinpid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ditbinpid, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ditbinpid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ditbinpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.