Betdusspon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, almighty wyvern.

Betdusspon created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betdusspon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Betdusspon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Betdusspon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Betdusspon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Betdusspon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing skirts.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never mention mites.