Sigkonhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, confident cobra.

Sigkonhiv created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigkonhiv, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sigkonhiv, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sigkonhiv's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sigkonhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Sigkonhiv loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never look at nebulae.