Cudhoncutbaftipgil is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate crocodile.

Cudhoncutbaftipgil created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudhoncutbaftipgil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cudhoncutbaftipgil, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cudhoncutbaftipgil's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cudhoncutbaftipgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not take Cudhoncutbaftipgil's name in vain.

3. Put Cudhoncutbaftipgil first in all things.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never talk about birds.